wit it

to be in on it, with it

yo lets go to the mall, chill i aint wit it.

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wit it

Riker's island term, when an inmate is givin up his commissary / taking beatings on a daily basis

Paco: "Yo, is this nigga down to pop some shit off?"

José: "Nah my man, that niggas wit it"

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Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

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Wit

Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.

Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)

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Wit

Scottish slang for 'what'.

Matt: Collin?
Collin: Wit?
Matt: where's mum?
Collin: I don't knoe

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THE WITNESS

While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.

Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.

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wit

A quality that few here possess.

Have you read a witty definition on this site? Ever?

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