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A measure of temperature.
"it's colder than a witch's tit."
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Evidence that a woman is a witch and should be burned forthwith. In early times it meant an unfortunate birth defect on some women that took the form of a third nipple on the chest. Later witch hunters were not so discriminating and pointed to any mark, scar, mole, cyst, or mosquito bite found on any part of the body of the hapless bitch, thereby ensuring arrest, conviction, and subsequent barbecue.
Behold the witch's tit! By Our Lady, thou art a foul and monstrous..uh..hmmmm...! Anybody got a match?
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Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?
Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
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Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube
Jeez its colder than a witches tit tonight
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the extreme ends of any spectrum
Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.
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A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket
Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man
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