1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
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can be used to describe anything; also can be used as a substitution for any analogy
(the most common) It's as cold as a witches titty outside.
Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.
Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.
Jake is fat as a witches titty.
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Any instance in which a females nipples get hard.
That fat bitch coming out of the frozen food section has massive Witch's Titties!
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when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out
my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!
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Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.
I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!
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the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold
James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!
Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.