the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly
wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there
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Wizard Shit can mean anything from Dungeons and Dragons to Harry Potter and all of his wizard shit. The term has it's roots from word wizard, and the word shit. First developed by me when my friends new roommates started playing Dungeon and Dragons and warhamms and all that god awful garbage.
"What are all those nerds up to over there?", "Those nerds are up to some serious Wizard Shit over there"
"Quit playing that fucking Wizard Shit and go outside"
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When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.
Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.
Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
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A drama queen of exceptional ability. Able to materialize shit to bitch about out of thin air.
When originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled shitstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being Sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible shit wizard
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A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.
My sister is a real shit wizard.
1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male
Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.
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A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.
What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.
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