Wofty

Waste of fucking time. Something or someone that is a complete waste of your time.

Don’t listen to Ben, half of what he says is wofty.

Wofty

Used to describe things of a unsavoury, undesirable or weird natural.

Generally frowned upon by the public.

"Did you see what Shelly did last night... She's a wofty slut"
"Are you drinking tonight because I'm keen to get WOFTY."
"Those white denim jeans are wofty."

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Wofty

A term reffering to an unidentified object definition, or action to enhance a bit of immature humor. Most of these examples may likely end up sexual, or at least infer that.

A: That is quite the wofty you have hanging there.
B: Oh, quit woftying about my mother!
C: Look at those wofty hills, all perky at the snow-capped top!

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Hofty Wofty

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

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wofty minge

Simple, wofty minge is an exaggerated term for a dirty, stinky vagina.

"I bet that stripper from last night had a wofty minge"