Wongism

Wongism is a religion involving Justin Ryan Wong, the coolest person on the universe. He’s a absolute legend. We stan a god. He also yells pretty loud without a mic so, you better not cross him or he’ll roast you.

Person A: Yoooo join Wongism. Wong is spittin mean roasts.

Person B: Heck yeah, he’s so cool and he makes learning enjoyable.

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Wongism

Cult associated with R. Wong, world-famous optimizer and moral expert

I converted into wongism and it completely changed my life

Wongism

The ideology based on Russell Wong, specifically that he is the coolest man in the universe. Wongists believe that Russell Wong needs to be in more movies with top billing, and that Vanishing Son should be released on DVD.

"I just read the Wongist Manifesto. It blew my mind."
"I know. I'm not attracted to Russell Wong, but if he asked me to have sex with him, I would."
"Dude, if that wasn't Russell Wong you were talking about, that'd be so gay."

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