The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.
"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."
"Damn."
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a titkok cult worshipping @customwoodburning
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An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.
"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"
or
"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"
Captain Don: "You're gonna have to take every other draw tonight, because scottie crab got hurt, so its just you and dunny in the circles tonight. But I need you to pace yourself it's the Championship game for all the marbles"
Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"
Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)
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Two males fiercely rubbing their man branches, creating heat.
It is getting a little chilly out here. Let's go inside and continue this conversation while burning wood.
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