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Woodsville

The redneck town that sucks ass. Everyone drinks beer.

Woodsville is full of rednecks, hillbillies and white trash people who have never left that town their whole life and never will!

by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020

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Woodsville

A small town in New Hampshire that is closely associated with the towns of Haverhill, North Haverhill, Pike, and Benton. The fun things to do in this town are very limited, and they mostly consist of getting slushies from the local Cumberland Farms, going swimming at the Cliffs, and bumming around the streets getting in trouble. If you live in this town, you most likely fall into one of three categories, the Hicks, who drive around in loud trucks and chew tobacco during school hours, the Skater Punks, who spend time skating around the streets because there is no skatepark and get in trouble with the police, and the High School Dropouts, the kids who, no matter how hard they try, will never live outside of this dump nicknamed Hoodsville, NH.

Hoodsvillian 1: Yo, I'm bored. What do you want to do?
Hoodsvillian 2: I don't know, bro. Lets go smoke weed on the tracks behind Woodsville because there's nothing else to do.

by jnyfknmlr696 June 3, 2009

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