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Wooley Mammoth

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

by disathome July 28, 2010

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wooley mammoth

The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.

friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.

by The Cute Sleeper July 27, 2010

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Wooley Mammoth

When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"

Jade took Joe's Wooley Mammoth like a pro

by Dr Flailgood November 6, 2021