word turd

A pejorative term applied to the unacceptable words and phrases submitted to Urban Dictionary.

Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.

word turd

A word turd is a novel way of saying 'essay'

Use with 'squeezing out a' for maximum effect

Dude 1: 'Dude are you coming out for something to eat tonight?'

Dude 2: 'Nah sorry, I'm squeezing out a word turd for tomorrow...'

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Wordness to the Turdness

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

word turd

not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.

Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!

Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd