Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

Work Dump

Going to use the bathroom at your job solely because you need to check text messages and dick around on your phone.

Guy "Yo did Jamie text you back about this weekend?'
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"

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work dumping

an expression used similar to "trauma dumping", used to describe when a friend comes into a group chat ranting about what is going on at their job that nobody cares about

Tony: "i was just about to be caught up and she gives me a million dishes"
Dom: "here he goes work dumping again"