Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.

Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.

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wood work

money, also known as paper..since paper is made from trees which is wood.

Billy- You still askin yo mama fo money?

Skeety D- Yea mayne but i gotta get a job so i can make dis WOOD WORK

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Wood Works

When You get in a fight and get hands put to you with only getting 2 or less hits in

OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!

Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS

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morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?