world cup girl

A world cup girl is a female that claims she watches and loves football only when it’s during the world cup, then goes back to her daily life post world cup. Then the cycle repeats.

“I love Neymar Jr, he’s the best football player ever!”

“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”

“No! I watch football all the time.”

“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”

“…”

“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”