wotsit trough

The selection of beige and orange, corn and maize snacks found in abundance at children's parties. Usually arranged indiscriminately in large bowls or trays front and center of the spread. Some believe the Wotsit Trough is the first known location of 99% of all viral and airborne infections leading them to be considered areas of significant scientific interest.

Where's little timmy, it's time to sing happy birthday?
He's over there face down in the wotsit trough?