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The strategic placement of food in front of a wrestler. Looking at such items can make a wrestler lust for foods depicted in cooking magazines or television shows. Even in real life!

Attenuated Wrestler #1: Dude, I was watching the cooking channel last night, and I was all over that chocolate fudge cake!
Attenuated Wrestler #2: Not cool, man. That's like total wrestler porn.

Attenuated Wrestler #1: Whatever, man...hey, you want a celery stick?

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