wunsch

Of; or relating to the involuntary abduction by one's significant other whilst attempting to get one's chill on.

-Hey Jacob, are you, Sally, Brecker and Stephen coming out to play mini golf?
-Well Sally, Stephen and I are coming out, but Brecker got wunsched.

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wunsching

wunsching; The act of hanging your jaw open for an extended period of time. Usually accompanied by a blank, emotionless stare and a lipper.

God damn it Tom, you're fucking wunsching again, you look like an idiot.

Wunsch

A very ugly person who is probably gross

(stay far away from him)

Hey did you see that kid who was licking the bathroom floor?

Oh, yea stay away from him he is a Wunsch.