X-Bow Cycle

Xbow cycle is a deck in clash royale used by 40-year-old men that like hopping on big veiny cocks. This deck is also used by people who have no social life and spend 20 hours a day in their darkroom.

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out?

Person 2: No sorry I can't I'm bouncing on cock.

Person 1: Oh sorry I forgot you play X-Bow Cycle.

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X-Bow Cycle

Cocksuckers that have no life, get no bitches and are too much of a pussy to actually play with cards and just defend with two buildings then rocket cycle in triple. You know they're trash when they can't even spell their own win condition when it's only 4 letters long, goes to show just how intelligent the clown "3.0 X-Bow Pro" is.

Person: Hey did you hear? Rocket got nerfed

"Skillful X-Bow Cycle Player": Noooo! My skill, it's all gone!

X-bow cycle

X-bow cycle is a deck in clash Royale that legends with a high level of skill uses win against idiot who can’t defend the easiest card in the game (x-bow). People who are huge cocksuckers who suck at defending often complain about the x-bow cycle.

I’m very skillful player and I play x-now cycle.

I’m hate facing x-bow cycle because I can’t defend and I like sucking big cocks.

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