Xboxitter

Games console or player online on such which/who keeps ones' husband/boyfriend out of trouble while one does something more interesting.
Alternatively a games console used as a substitute for interaction by a bad parent.

"He hates that movie, so I'll be calling on the xboxitter so I can chill out and watch it in peace."
"No wonder he's hyper, his mum left him with the xboxitter all day yesterday."

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