you're a

A surefire method to make a joke out of nothing, by taking the last thing someone says to you and prefacing it with "you're a". Best if done repeatedly amongst like-minded folk over a long, long, long period of time.

"I'm going out tonight, but it's just a work thing."
"You're a work thing."

"That guy who comes coming into my cubicle is barking mad."
"You're a barking mad."

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you're

"You're" is the strongest argument winner. If you correct your opponents your to you're, you have automatically won the argument (unspoken law for human conversation).

Some argue that the "they're" correction is stronger, however, anyone who believes this is disillusioned and an uncivilized swine.

Idiot - Your so stupid.
Smart Fellow - Excuse me, I believe the correct grammar for that statement is "You're so stupid."

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You're

Short for "you are". Many dumbfucks don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" and tend to interchange it. Pointing out this mistake is used as a pathetic comeback in an argument on the internet.

*An argument is going between two Redditards*
Redditard 1: Your so bad lololol
Redditard 2: *You're
*Redditard 2 gets instantly downvoted to oblivion*

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you're

How idiots spell the possessive adjective "your" when they think they have mastered not to misuse it.

Lelo: What's you're e-mail address?
Boba: What's I'm e-mail address??
Lelo: No, what's you're e-mail address?

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You're

A contraction of "you are" that a painfully large group of dumbasses mistake for "your".

Guy 1: Your a total idiot!

Guy 2: It's "You're", dumbfuck.

Guy 1: no it's not! It's clearly spelled "your"! idiot!

Guy 2: Your irony is delicious!

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you're*

When you, a Rick and Morty viewer come across a CHILD on the internet who can't use a proper pronouns in any of his/her sentences, so you have to correct the IMBECILE and teach them the ways of proper grammar. What fools.

MinecraftGamer2007: Shut up noob your not even good at mine craft what a dumb ass

Pickle Rick: You're*

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*you're

Let's discuss.

'Your' signifies ownership or relation, which refers to something owned by someone, a title, or a friend/relation.

'You're' is an abbrevation of 'you are', which is what you'd say when speaking to someone about who or what they are, be it an insult, praise, fact or random statement.

*you're.

Your;

"Your computer rocks!"
"Your mother is a slutwhore!"
"Your criminal status is unacceptable!"

You're;

"You're a moron."
"You're fantastic!"
"You're a normal person."
"You're gay."

I request that you people learn what I have just explained on the grounds that

IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD.

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