Yahoo Man

We don't speak of him here.
He can teleport to you in a matter of seconds.
With his secret technique, he is almost everywhere.

His speed is unmatched
If you hear an "Yahoo" it's over.
His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG
*Thud
Thank you so much for to playing my game!
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!

Person 1: We do not speak of the Yahoo Man.
Person 2: Who is he?
Person 1: Ok i will whisper it to you. His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG *BANG
*Thud
*Thud
Buh-Bye.
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!