Yeah Jan Australia

Some outlandish story by some one who is seems to be the only person who has been to Australia. Bullshit stories played test cricket at the WACA. Was a professional scuba diver. Sailed around Australia, had 5 houses there, beat up a kangaroo, got ten kids out there. Comes back with Aussie accent after 6 months

Mate you wouldn’t believe I saw two Kangeroos. Being defined yeah Jan Australia I can tell you I have beaten up kangeroos with my bare fists