january 26th is official international yeet day because alana and i decided that nearly a year ago. someone had to do it.
yeet day is when you yeet
alana: let's make today yeet day. january 26th will always be yeet day where we just yeet all day.
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Yell YEET in your BESTEST friend’s ear! You can only yell it in one person’s ear and after that tell them to yell it someone else’s ear then it just keeps going!
Yeet day Yeet day Yeet day
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I was gonna do National Texting Day, a day in history where people text each other. Oh wait. That already exists. Every single day.
Why don’t we do National YEET Day? Where we YEET other people phones into oblivion.
Guy 1: Ayo bruh, u know it’s national YEET day?
Guy 2: Nah bro, whas da about?
*phone gets yeeted*
Guy 2: Wtf bro?
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In honor of Hunter Peterson(Limenade) every November 19, you can yeet children under 12
"YEET THE CHILD"
"oh Timothy, do you know what day it is?"
"what?"
"its Yeet the child day"
*throws*
November 2nd is the day when you can yeet the hydro flasks
National yeet hydro flask day Yeet the hydroflasks
On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.
“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”
“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”
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Yeet day takes place on December 1st, prior to yeet month which is January. Make sure to send all of your friends the yeet prayer and yeet ghost!
Omg did you hear it’s Yeet Day?