you throw you meat around while your sitting lonely in your bedroom with no friends or a girlfriend
friend: I yeet my meat to the beat
me: your a fucking idiot
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The action or discrption of βyeetingβ ones βmeatβ. Performed by first or third person, it is when ones phallic member is treated in a concussive way that may cause physical damage. You can yeet your own meat or have your meat yeeted by a third party participant. This action can be performed for sexual reason or for the purpose of causing physical damage.
Why were you in the hospital bro?
Oh, my girlfriend yeet my meat after I cheated on her
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When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
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