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a traffic light that stands for "FLOOR IT"
the light turned yellow, so i floored that bitch and sped through the intersection
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a traffic light that indicates you should speed through the intersection and tag the roof of your car. This earns you five minutes of free sex with the person of your choice that night. Multiple tags earn cumulative minutes, but the minutes expire before the next morning.
variation: kissing the fingertips of the hand before tagging the ceiling with it.
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The middle light on a streetlight that signals drivers to speed up because a red light is coming.
a hard working american driving to work aproaches an intersection with a green light, then suddenly it becomes a Yellow Light, he then accelerates to 65 miles an hour to reach it before it becomes red.
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Take a Xanax and a line of Cocaine so you don’t know if you’re going to slow down or speed up
“Why do you look so tired and still have energy?”
“Man, I took a yellow light and I’m feelin em both”
When engaging in sexual intercourse, the woman engages the male sexually, getting him to feel like he is going to ejaculate. She speeds up really quickly, like that of a car before the a yellow light, but then right before he releases, she stops, similar to a car once the light turns red and it hasn't made the intersection.
Person 1: "Yo I hate that girl man; last week when she was givin' me dome, she was totally yellow-lighting me!"
Person 2: "Nah dude I don't mess with girls like that, like Kanye and Taylor, she always let's me finish."
Fucking slow. Red, too slow. Green too fast. (Twista & R. Kelly - Yellow Light)
Yellow light it.
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Stop or go? Who the fuq knows. ITS THE DUMBEST SIGNAL THAT EXISTS. also worse than ghosting.
She kept giving me a yellow light
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