The proper way to say "no"
Friend 1: "Are you some sort of idiot?"
Friend 2: "Yesn't"
Friend 1: "Oh never mind"
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Yesn't is a contraction of "Yes" and "Not", effectively meaning "No".
Robert Funk posted an outdated definition of "Yesn't" in 2008, citing it as an ambiguous "yes" or "no", a maybe or perhaps. However the word has gained popularity in the past month, (as of 5/18/2018,) in addition to Non't.
A Change.org petition, "Change the word 'No' in the English language to 'Yesn't'", gained nearly 17,000 signatures in just one day. On Reddit, it circulated in the subreddit, /r/dankmemes, where redditor reposted a screenshot of the Yesn't petition to the subreddit, gaining over 31,000 points.
Q1: "You want to go out for pizza later?"
A1: "Yesn't."
Q2: "Ur mom gay."
A2: "Yesn't u."
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Satirical synonym of the word "No" which gained popularity due to a change.org petition started in May 2018. The petition supported changing "No" in the English language to "yesn't."
It's a simple yes or yesn't question.
Would you like some liver? Yesn't thank you.
Yesn't collusion!
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The opposite of yes. So : No
BOY : Wanna be my Bitch?
Girl : yesn't
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Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick
Guy: hey can you help me with this
You: yesn't
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Ewan: Hey sign this petition to change the word no in the English language to yesn't.
You: yesn't u
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What "no" will mean in the future?
Guy in 2025: "hey, is no still a word?"
Guy's friend in 2025: "lol yesn't".
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