Yetie

A deity that resides in the subconscious of less than .07% of the human population. For the few that carry this manifestation only one has proven to channel and utilize it correctly.

In 1998 there were reports of this activity in and around the greater Los Angeles area, signs continued to appear sporadically from areas in Los Angeles to Europe, then abruptly in late 2000 all signs began to vanish and by 2001 were completely gone.

The scientific community began to get excited when in 2004 signs began to resurface. Since then the signs have been seen primarily in California from Los Angeles to the San Francisco Bay Area and parts of Italy.

There have been a few forged documentations around the United states, but the tell tail sign for the real subject is told by the a strange connection to the phrases: Lead The Sheep and/or Killer Of Giants.

Source: Dr Abominable PHD

That Yetie is sick!!!!!!!!!

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YETI

YETI is better than hydro flask.

YETI is so better than hydro flask

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the yeti

Sarah Urist Green, Wife of nerdfighter co-founder John Green. She is called the Yeti because "she is so hairy"-brotherhood 2.0 video August 30th.
She is also in the dedication of an Abundance of Katherines. (Maybe other books, I don't know) as well as the Acknowledgements. The Yeti is sometimes seen in glimpses in some Brotherhood 2.0 videos or the post-B20 videos. She is also heard in many videos.

"I'm John" says Hank
"I'm Hank," says John
*pause*
"and I'm the Yeti" says the Yeti

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yeti

Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.

For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.

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Yetied

In fantasy football, the act of stealing a player from a dim witted opponent that fails to do the basic research needed to refuse the trade.

Wise Guys just got Yetied for his best running back because he was busy watching Avengers Endgame and now his season is basically over.

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yeti

1) A mountain bike company started in 1985 and based out of Colorado. Known for their world class Downhill Racing bikes and the Teal and White team colors. Factory riders include Jared Graves, Damion Smith, and Chris Boice. www.yeticycles.com

2) The Himalayan version of big foot

3) A tall, big and hairy human (applies to both male and female)

1) Holy F**K!!!! Did you see that Yeti 303 just kill that downhill run?

2) A footprint from a Yeti was believed to have been found

3) "Was the yeti that walked in behind us a guy or a girl?"
"I couldn't tell, man"

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Yeti

A skier who clearly has no idea what they are doing. Usually seen flying down a hill with their jacket wide open and flapping in the wind, hair down and flowing, goggles askew, pizza square stance, and arms wide open with poles anywhere but where they are supposed to be.

"That yeti is gonna crash into a deer or tree if he doesn't stop soon"

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