Yibin

n. The god of Starcraft II and violent humor, he was born from marble inseminated by both Kratos, the god of strength, and Dionysus, the god of Sex, in a frat boy bukkake.

Carved by the hands of Michaelangelo himself, Yibin later used his muscles to kill Michaelangelo so he could never give such form to anyone else.

My gods, is it even healthy to have that much sex appeal?

The workout of Californian demi-god Yibin today caused another natural disaster, this time in Haiti.

Did you see Yibin in those Star Wars movies? He starred as The Force.

Nazi Germany watched replays of Yibin's Starcraft matches to plan their takeover of Europe.

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