yoda cock

A cock that is wise beyond it's many years that is also short, green and smells like it lives in a long forgotten swamp. To be avoided by all except the most knowledge hungry gnar bitches.

That fool tried to bang me in the rump with his yoda cock. At first I wasn't into it then I realized the wisdom there was to be gained so I took it deep into me. I feel smarter already.

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