yogurt dog

white curlyish dogs that looked like theyve been dipped in yogurt and dried
i always think of the cat with yogurt all over his face but with a dog

me: bro ur dog is such a yogurt dog
silly: wdym bruv wtf is a yogurt dog
me: like the meme of the cat dipped in yogurt
silly: ohhh yea he honestly is 😭

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!