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When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.
Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!
Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!
Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.
"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."
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