Yom Kippur

Yom = Day, Kippur = Atonement; therefore, "Day of Atonement". But, in the Bible, it is actually called "Yom HaKippurim" or "Day of the Atonements".

LEVITICUS 23:26-32 explains Yom Kippur.

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Yom Kippur

Threesome where you are fucking one person and the other person is eating your ass.

So I was with these two girls and then we just started to Yom Kippur.

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yom kippur clipper

A stereotypically jewish car, most commonly a big Caddy with Florida liscence plates.

Some old bluehair almost ran me down in her Yom Kippur Clipper.

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Yom Kippur War

Historic war started on October 6, 1973 between Israel and Three Arab nations (Iraq, Syria and Egypt) when the Arabs sneak attacked Israel on her holiest day of the year (which is a religious national holiday) and even that didn't help them much.

The war was ended by a UN cease-fire order (October 22), shortly before Egypt gets its army completely destoyed.

The combatants met in Camp David (1978) and that led to signing the Israel-Egypt Peace Treaty (1979), for the fear that arabs would lose a war ever again.

Arabs got their sorry asses kicked on Yom Kippur War.

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As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur

Really fucking empty.

And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.

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