yoshi the dino

A dinosaur that wishes he was dead because every fucking day when Mario sees him, Mario jumps on yoshi and fucking punches his neck when he wants to feed yoshi. Yoshi thinks he is a slave, Yoshi thinks Mario is a fuck boy because he keeps jumping on him. Yoshi likes it when Mario abandons him and jumps off him above a void, causing him to die. But then ten fucking seconds later Mario is back on Yoshi choking him to feed him once more

Yoshi The Dino: “man I wish I was fucking dead”

Mario:*creeps up behind yoshi and whispers into his ear*

Mario: “you know what Time it is yoshi.....”

Yoshi: “fuck my life”

Mario: “Gladly”