you're the tits

A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.

See also: the tits

"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."

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calm you're tits

When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.

Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

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Dont get you're tits in a twist

When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist

Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke

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I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

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