you remember that

When You want to hang out with your Friend but they come up with some lousy excuse, so you tell them you remember that because when they want to hang out with you, you will come up with some lousy excuse just like they did.

Man 1 : "Hey, lets go this place."
Man 2 : "No, I'm playing video games."
Man 1 : "You remember that."

(Five Days Later) ;
Man 2 : "Dude, let's hang out!"
Man 1 : "No sorry, I'm playing video games right now."

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Is that how you remember it?

Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.

And yes! That’s how I remember it!

Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!

Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?

Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.

Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?

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do you remember

well do you?

do you remember
the 21st night of september

Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

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why do you remember that?!

A (usually defensive) phrase used when someone brings up something embarassing or something you wanted to have forgotten and you want to divert the subject from you to them

Devin: Hey, Carol do you remember that time you tripped and faceplanted right into my locker? ;) Carol: Why do you remember that?!

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I Remember You

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain

The wind would whisper and I'd think of you

And all the tears you cried, that called my name

And when you needed me I came through

I paint a picture of the days gone by

When love went blind and you would make me see

I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes

So that I knew you were there for me

Time after time you were there for me

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

We spend the summer with the top rolled down

Wished ever after would be like this

You said I love you babe, without a sound

I said I'd give my life for just one kiss

I'd live for your smile and die for your kiss

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

We've had our share of hard times

But that's the price we paid

And through it all we kept the promise that we made

I swear you'll never be lonely

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain

Washed away a dream of you

But nothing else could ever take you away

'Cause you'll always be my dream come true

Oh my darling, I love you

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

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Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

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The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

Please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me