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A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.
Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"
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What you say when someone reaches for the last slice of pizza or the last chicken wing and you want to delay them so you can get it
Guy 1: (Reaching in for the last wing)
Guy 2: You touch my tralalalala !!!
Guy 1:What?
Guy 2:(gobble gobble gobble)
Guy 1:Yo bruh I wanted that!
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Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
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One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Because you touch youself at night!
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The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
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a funny phrase to say after any question
Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night
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