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A little pest who likes to burst into your room while your doing homework, or playing on your phone. They like to hit you, then like a little bitch, they tell your parents when you hit back. In other words...they are annoying. They are so annoying they make you feel like banging your head against the wall so hard you lose all your brain cells.
You: *on your phone*
Younger sibling: *bursting into your room and runs up to you* Hey!
You: Go away.
Younger sibling: No! *Slaps*
You: *Slaps back*
Younger sibling: ....MOooOOoOoM *ugly sobs*
You: GODDAMNIT *bangs head against the wall*
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A member of the ape species Annoyus Stupidus, this animal is treated by parents as god, and cannot make any mistakes (even though they do). They possess the evolutionary ability to shift all the blame to the Older Sibling. This means that whatever they do, whether it’s starting an argument, attempted murder, and the like, it’s your fault.
“But moooooooom, he started the fight!” “Shut up you stupid bitch! He’s the younger sibling, you should’ve known better!” “But he...” “I don’t give a shit who started what!”
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When you get a younger sibling, you have a 90% chance of the devil swapping it out with one of its minions. The other 10% of babies passed the devil's vibe check and was able to stay. These few specimens are the rare case of a well-behaved kid. If you have one, consider yourself lucky.
Kate: I have a younger sibling now!
Amy: so do I!
Kate: wtf you are my younger sibling
Amy: *sweats nervously*
Kate: The hell?! Mom! The baby's sweating, and its flooding the kitchen!
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Your sibling. The most simple-minded object on the planet. U’d give them ur liver or ur kidney but not ur phone charger. Smart.
Younger sibling means bad
“TAKE MEH KIDNEYS, TAKE MEH LIVER BUT NOT MEH CHARGER!”
“I hate my sibling, he gets away with everything”
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A little bitch you always wants to throw hands but can punch for shit
My younger siblings tried to beat me up
A phenomenon in which parents allow their younger children to participate in certain activities that they did not allow their older children to participate in when they were that age.
This is an example of Younger Sibling Privilege: When Johnny turned 16, his parents told him he could not work toward earning a drivers license. When his younger brother, Timmy turned 16, his parents registered him for driving school.
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