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your grandma

the ultimate diss; way above "your mom"

Your grandma

by workmakerupper07 June 10, 2010

73πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

24πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.

"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"

by Nicholas D May 23, 2008

132πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


How's your Grandma?

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.

"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."

by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


to smell your grandma

To show understanding of another person's statement or situation

Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.

by M-Diddy February 2, 2004

15πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


grandpa your grandma

To have sexual relations with another person’s Grandmother (usually leading to criminal sexual assault charges).

Andriy: Yo u tryna get fucked up today? Cop some valid shit
Eugene: yea aight how bout I grandpa your grandma?
Nick: niggas gonna grandpa your grandma…

by John Baione June 6, 2022


smell your grandma

A sentence used by celebratory faces in lessons such as Math to insult people they admire or are attracted to. This statement can mean the person would like to smell underwear belonging to who it is aimed at.

"That's well rand, I'm creasing"

*Guilty face*
"Smell your grandma"

by almanjam February 7, 2009

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž