your bake

In Belfast your bake is slang for your face

Clean your bake

elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

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Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.

I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.

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about to bake your ass

Insult someone, or go in on someone for something they are doing, wearing, etc

"Johnny your shirt's ugly as hell I'mma about to bake your ass"

baking your own muffin

When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.

Comes from the show Workaholics.

"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"

whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly

My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!

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bake your mom in the oven

The threat to bake one's mom in an oven, usually to get something done for you.

If you don't give me a ride to the BK Lounge, I'll bake your mom in the oven.

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