your not about it

When someone wants to have intercourse with you but won't admit it

Wanna come over to my house after the party? Your not about it glen

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find your dick about it

To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.

I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.

keep your wits about you

To keep your mind in focus, to not let your guard down no matter what.

To think carefully before an action, regarding the consequences that may be dangerous for you and/or others.

To stay sharp!

Alex: I'm going on holiday to London, should be awesome!

Jess: There are loads of grifters and cons, so keep your wits about you and stay out of trouble.

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Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

your computer is about to crash

when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath

user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee