Your Not Tough

A simple cutting down of an idiot who thinks their god-almighty. this seems to work best with little grommet kids who want to fight the world and those with bigger ego's than dicks.
Its easy to remember and a little repetitive, i have yet to see anyone come up with a good comeback to it.
a hint is to keep the sentences short and calm, something thats confusing to a screaming pre-teen.

*little grommet kid making trouble, trying to be cool/gangster*
"you can all suck my balls!!! i hate the world! i wanna sleep with your mum!"
"oi kid, your not tough."
"suck me"
"No. just no. forget it, your not tough."
"i said suck me!"
"forget it kid, your not tough"

4👍 13👎

Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

11👍 3👎