Your Anus

Your Anus is the seventh planet from the sun and the third largest in the solar system.

"Whoa Amanda I can see your anus!"

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Your anus

Dad wheres my anus

Your anus is bleeding

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up your anus

To tell someone to fuck right off

Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit

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prolapse your anus

The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.

Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?

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tickles your anus

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.

Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."

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Licking your anus

A common thing that happens in happy wheels/totaljerkface.com

Guy: Licking your anus is a bad idea.

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YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH

THIS MEANS YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH stinky poopy anus

everyones butthole smells like shiznit even people who wipe their rectum 50 times

big man adamsis sphinctor muscle is stinkalicous
yo saggy but stinky anus terds that smell like shiznit 5 is the best
MEEMEECEE MEEMEECEE

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