yours and hers

your and heres is term used when your're talking about body parts of an individual,male indvidual and female individuals.
more certified toward the sexual organs of individuals.
breast,penise,buttox,vagina.

check also sexual anatomy,also diagrahms of the body.
yours and hers...

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Bless your/his/her/their (little) heart(s)

This can be an insult, an expression of pity/sympathy, or even a compliment, depending on the context. As an insult, it can mean a variety of things, ranging from "what an idiot" to "f*** you". In a more sympathetic way, it can mean something to the effect of "I feel bad for you/so-and-so" or "what a shame". As a compliment, it can actually mean "what a sweetheart" or "how cute/sweet". In that sense, it's typically referring to someone's innocence or as a term of endearment.

Examples of "bless your/his/her/their (little) heart(s)" in typical conversation:

Insult (what an idiot):
"His boss told him if he made another careless mistake when filing the data reports again, he'd fire him on the spot. Bless his heart."

Insult (f*** you):
"Hey baby, you've got to be the sexiest little thing here. How about you and I head back to my place and throw our own private party?"
"Bless your little heart. Thanks, but I think I'll pass."

Pity/Sympathy (I feel bad for you/so-and-so):
"Bless her heart, she worked so hard to bake a nice cake for her mom's birthday. But she tripped while carrying it and it was ruined when it fell on the ground."

Pity/Sympathy (what a shame):
"He could have been top of his class, if he hadn't started started skipping class to hang out with those troublemakers. Bless his heart."

Compliment (what a sweetheart):
"I don't know how she finds the time to raise those kids, clean her house, work as a part time substitute teacher, volunteer for church events, and still host occasional social gatherings in her home. Bless her heart, she's a saint!"

Compliment (how cute/sweet):
"Look, mommy! We made macaroni art at school today! Do you like it? I made it just for you."
"Bless your heart, you're so thoughtful. I love it! We'll put this on the fridge for everyone to see!"

chuck your junk in her

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. Can be shortened to chuck it in her.

Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."

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Your sister fist her

This is calling your sister a hard lesbian
your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, Your grandpap a trap, Your uncy funky are nothing compared to this

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: your dad lesbian
person 1: your grandpap a trap
person 2: your uncy funky
person 1: your sister fist her
person 2: slowly melts

your auntie drops her panties

Worse then your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grand-pap a trap...

1:Your mom gay
2:Your dad lesbian
1:No u
2:Well your granny tranny
1:Your grand-pap a trap
2: But your auntie drops her panties
1:*ded*

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Her Clam

Fisting a girl with handful of M&M's and leaving them inside of her. Then having her stand up, over top of you, and push them out dropping into your mouth. Don't wait too long though, or it'll look more like 2 girls 1 cup.

I was right, it really melts in your mouth, not in her clam.

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get your balls out of her purse

When one needs to retake control of his manliness because his girlfriend took his balls

Nathan needs to get his fucking balls out of Jessica's purse

Get your balls out of her purse bro

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