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Youtube Kids

An app some soccer mom's attempt to make their child watch kid friendly videos, AKA some shit nobody even enjoys. Elsagate mostly appears on here.

My mom got me Youtube kids instead of the actual Youtube

by 7point92x57mauser July 19, 2019


YouTube Kids

An app that parents of young children download to let their kids watch Youtube. Basically, Karen thinks it’s “appropriate”, just wait until these kids get older and look back! It’s all a sign of crappy parenting.

Karen (and every other soccer mom): I don’t let MY little angels watch vulgar content. Thanks YouTube Kids!

YouTube Kids: “Elsa Having Sex With Spiderman!”

by Surfin’ The Internet January 7, 2020

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youtube kid

the kid that constantly bombards you with annoying youtube videos, insisting that you watch

conajjj3243: yo check this out www.youtube.com/http://_rt?

fischkid: ehhh....fine

Cronajjj3243: No man this one is sooooo funny

fischkid: you're being that youtube kid

by sauce kid February 23, 2009

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Youtube kids

An app which is designed for children but has some things more disturbing things than the dark web

Guy 1: Hey look what i found on Youtube kids!
(liveleak logo appears)

by iggiplazer November 20, 2021


youtube kids

the dark side of youtube

ah youtube kids, the circus of the company

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 8, 2022


YouTube Kids

An app for streaming endless dubious content to one's children on old cell phones no longer needed by their parents. While YouTube originally featured uploaded premium content for young audiences under 10 minutes in length - mostly famous cartoon shorts by Disney Pixar, Warner Bros., MGM, and other retro classics in their original format - the studios have since grown wise to their content being put out there and monetized by YouTubers rather than by themselves. In order to remedy this, YouTubers now have to make sure that premium content now has to be distorted in some way to be permitted on YouTube Kids be it presented in extreme close-up, as a clip with alternate intro/ending, inverted, or relegated to a small corner of the screen with stupid background graphics filling the other 3/4th of the video presentation.

Since familiar premium content has now by and large been removed from YouTube and YouTube Kids, it has become a repository of Eastern European CGI webjunk masquerading as popular kids cartoons containing psychotic or drug elements to terrify toddlers and people recording themselves spending 10 hours opening Pokemon Card packs.

Users intent on obtaining free premium content on the web have been compelled to turn to ever-dwindling warez sites instead to get retail DVD images of classic and latest releases thus circumventing YouTube Kids altogether.

No, Billy; I don't want you watching YouTube Kids. Last time I heard "Johnny, Johnny, Yes Papa", and "Wheels on the Bus" a dozen times with synthesizer soundtracks and graphics that will melt your brain.

Have you heard about the NY Times, Nov 4, 2017, article about the psycho Paw Patrol cartoon, “PAW PatrolBabies Pretend to Die Suicide by Annabelle Hypnotized", where some of the characters died crashing into a telephone pole and others walked off the roof after being hypnotized by a demon-possessed doll? You don't want your kids watching that! - Here, if you have a thumb drive, I'l put some Pixar shorts for them instead.

Jimmy, are you watching YouTube kids again? Give me the old phone so I can password-lock it! What the heck is this? Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse doing LSD? Turn it off!

by mta3000 November 21, 2017

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YouTube Kids

A dark place. It first was born with being a place for kids and joy, then it became the most cringe website ever. Personally I find more family friendly making your kid watch a full marathon of porn or horro than making him use YouTube Kids. I think that Ryan's World can be a perfect example

A: Have you ever tried YouTube Kids?
B: No but I think that a sluaghterhouse would be better

by The goofy ahh dude May 12, 2022