Yur face

A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.

Zami: Yur face!
Mubarak: Yur face!
* starts mating *

Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

Balls on yur face

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.

Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!