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Zn is a shiny, bluish-white metallic element that is brittle at room temperature but is malleable when heated. It is used in alloys such as brass and bronze, as a coating for iron and steel, and in various household objects.
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A listserve of the zeta nu chapter of the beta theta pi fraternity
Friend 1: Hey brosef, want to rush beta with me?
Friend2: Yeah, they've got some great principles and thats exactly why any freshman would want to join a frat in the first place
Friends 3 months later while looking at zn-beta:
Friend 1:Shit son
Friend 2:Yeah, let's reply all
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Someone that find something that is almost impossible but somehow finds a way to break it.
It could be on purpose or accidental. Either way that person finds a way to fuck something up.
Logan: What's the matter Toby? Toby: Well... I fucked a girl who had her tubes tied and was taking birth-control, and i was wearing a condom. Logan: So? Its not like she's going to get pregnant. Toby: Logan... I'm going to be a father in 4 months. Logan: Ha, bro, your a fucking Ne-Co-Ni-Cu-Zn-Ga!!
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