When a friend beats his meat and nuts on your blanket
My friend came over and started zaching off on my couch
He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.
When a guy named Zach, jacks off.
Can not be used for someone who is not named Zach.
Zach: I've been Zaching off in your shower while you were gone bro, its ok though, I finished in the drain.
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someone who is a total jack off yet still retains the ability to look cool doing it; the act of zaching off
Zach: Good lawd them sum big titties. MMMmmm daddies hungry for sum of that lovin tonite! Daaaammmnnn!!!
Wes: Dude, youre fucking sick.
Zach: Fuck you douchenozzle
Wes: You're such a Zach Off
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