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Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....
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When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)
Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.
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kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks
look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine
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When you finish on yourself, take the waistband of the item of clothing you are wearing, and wipe yourself clean.
After the crisis of a cancelled date, Tommy had to finish himself off. Once he finished he used his signature move The Zamboni to clean himself off.
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The Zamboni is a sex position that the driver controls from behind with their partner in the doggy position. What makes the Zamboni an exciting version of doggy is that someone must be holding ice cubes and the aim of the game is to climax before the ice cubes melt! For extra intensity play Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby in the background. Can you keep cool under pressure?
Let’s do The Zamboni tonight !
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If you party foul and spill a drink, you suck it up off the floor/table/the hot girl's tits. The nastier the floor, the harder the party should push you to zamboni. No floor is too gross to exempt you from zamboni. You often have to zamboni during beer pong or beer dice. The term originates from the device that clears and resurfaces ice skating rinks. You spilt it, so you have to clean it up, but with your mouth.
Todd tried to slap a bounce during beer pong, but knocked a cup over instead. ZAMBONI, TODD!
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Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.
After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.
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