Zebrashits

A unit of power. Used to show an object or beings power output. A zebrashit is the amount of energy used when a zebra takes a shit. (1 horsepower is 0.5 Zebrashits).
A Zebrashit is converted from horsepower by multiplying the horsepower by 0.5.

Chad: My 6.0L V12 produces 375 Zebrashits.
Brad: I like men