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The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
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When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.
Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"
When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.
Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun
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the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.
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When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.
Damn yo! He fucked her so hard that bitch got a permanent dick zipper.
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