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zonbie

An employee of the company known as "The 'Zon" (you know the one, named after a South American river). Specifically employees who believe the company are the best thing to happen to the planet and can do no wrong

Those bloody Zonbies are everywhere

by pswilde October 4, 2022


Zonbie

An employee of a large online retail store and web services company, allegedly internally known as "The 'Zon" (You know the one, the founder also flings celebrities into space sometimes).
Specifically, these employee's are ones that simply are not present, consciously, during their working day and/or believe The 'Zon are the greatest business to ever exist, can do no bad, and ultimately are to be worshipped.

A Zonbie delivery driver delivered my parcel to a tree the other day

by pswilde October 12, 2022